He Buys The Dip, She Buys The Shoes (Crypto Comedy)

Full Song Lyrics

[Verse 1]

Crypto took a nosedive, checked it on my phone, Snuck off to the bathroom so I could buy alone.

Thought I was slick, thought I had it all concealed, Didn't know my baby already knew the deal.

[Verse 2]

Came out actin' normal, she was smilin' kinda sly, New box on the table, didn't even blink an eye.

I said "what's in the box," she said "oh, nothin' much," I said "baby that's a shoe box," she said "don't you touch."

[Chorus]

He buys the dip, she buys the shoes, Both of us hidin' every time we lose.

Market drops a red line, her closet gets a friend, Two secrets in one house that never seem to end.

(Never seem to end, Lord it never seems to end.) [Verse 3]

Caught her checkin' prices on her phone one day, Said "you watchin' crypto?" she said "no way, no way."

But I know that look, seen it plenty times before,

That's the look she gets right before she hits that store. [Chorus - repeat]

He buys the dip, she buys the shoes, Both of us hidin' every time we lose.

Market drops a red line, her closet gets a friend, Two secrets in one house that never seem to end.

(Never seem to end, Lord it never seems to end.)

[Bridge - half time, harmonica]

Funny how we think we're foolin' the one we love the most, She knows my whole playbook, I know hers like a ghost.

One day we both cracked up, laid it all out on the floor,

Turns out we'd been busted since the coin dropped the year before.

[Outro Chorus]

He buys the dip, she buys the shoes,

Now we just laugh about it every time we lose.

Ain't hidin' it no more, we call it like it's fair,

Market crashes, closet grows, that's just love, that's just a pair.