Nosiest Cat In Town

Full Song Lyrics

[Verse 1]

Cat stood up on her back two legs like a little furry spy, Nose pressed flat on the window glass, squintin' with one eye, Neighbor's takin' out the trash, she's watchin' every move, Got a whole dang file on that man, tryin' to figure out his groove.

[Verse 2]

Mailman comes, she's at the door before he hits the step, Knows his schedule better than the man knows it himself, UPS truck backs in the drive, she's already at the sill, Girl's got no business bein' this nosy, but she will.

[Chorus]

She's up on her hind legs, checkin' out the scene, Nothin' happens on this street that this cat ain't seen, Sniffin' round in everything, whiskers in your business too,

Nosiest little troublemaker, but hey - what's a house without you? [Verse 3]

Open up a grocery bag, she's headfirst in there fast, Don't care what it is, long as it ain't the last, Box left unexplored, she's gotta check it twice,

Turned my whole dang kitchen to a crime scene overnight.

[Chorus]

She's up on her hind legs, checkin' out the scene, Nothin' happens on this street that this cat ain't seen, Sniffin' round in everything, whiskers in your business too,

Nosiest little troublemaker, but hey - what's a house without you?

[Bridge - spoken, half-laughin']

Girl, you don't even LIKE half the stuff you sniff at...

You just gotta know. Gotta be first. Gotta be in it.

That's a cat for ya. Minds everybody's business but her own.[Final Chorus - big & playful]

Up on them hind legs, nose against the glass, Watchin' the whole neighborhood like it's gonna pass Some kinda test, girl - you get an A plus, Nosiest cat in town, and we sure do love the fuss!