Press Nine For Nowhere (Customer Service Hold Song

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Press Nine For Nowhere (Customer Service Hold Song - [Verse 1]

Called about my bill, thought it'd take a minute, Robot lady greets me, sweet voice with nothin' in it.

"Press one for billing, press two if you're upset," I pressed about eleven buttons, ain't found a human yet.

[Verse 2]

"Your call is important," she says for the tenth time, While I'm agin' like a whiskey, wastin' my whole life.

Hold music's playin' some jazz from 1985,

I know the sax solo better than I know my own wife.

[Chorus]

Just tryna reach a person, one with a beatin' heart, Somebody real to tell me where my package fell apart.

Press nine for nowhere, press zero for a prayer, I'm forty minutes deep and there's still nobody there.

(Nobody there, nobody there, Lord there's nobody there) [Verse 3]

Finally got transferred, my heart skipped a beat,

Then the call dropped dead and knocked me off my feet.

Called back from the top, typed my number in again, Robot said "I heard you pressed cancel," I said "when?!"

[Chorus]

Just tryna reach a person, one with a beatin' heart, Somebody real to tell me where my package fell apart.

Press nine for nowhere, press zero for a prayer, I'm forty minutes deep and there's still nobody there.

(Nobody there, nobody there, Lord there's nobody there)

[Bridge]

Somewhere there's a building full of folks who'd help me out, But they hide 'em behind menus till you're screamin' and you shout.

Maybe that's the lesson, maybe that's the game, Patience is a muscle and I'm buildin' it in vain.[Outro Chorus]

Just tryna reach a person, one with a beatin' heart, Two hours in I heard one, right when my hope tell apart.

"Sir I can help you now" - sweetest words I ever heard, Press nine for nowhere, but a miracle occurred.