Selling Houses Aint Glamorous

Full Song Lyrics

The Paul Hesch Frequency™  |  Published via DistroKid

Yeah, sold!

Photographer's late, staging guy's overpriced

Buyer's agent calling me twice

Title office lost the paperwork again

Nobody told me about this when I signed in

Nobody told me about the open house

Cookies in the oven, quiet as a mouse

Smile at strangers walking through your kitchen and hall

Selling houses ain't glamorous at all

Listing agent's stressed, buyer's got cold feet

Inspector found a crack, now the whole deal's incomplete

Staged the living room, hid the family mess

Open house Sunday, gotta look my best

Nobody told me about the open house

Cookies in the oven, quiet as a mouse

Smile at strangers walking through your kitchen and hall

Selling houses ain't glamorous at all

Closing day finally came, ink is finally dry

Champagne in the office, gonna toast it to the sky

Nobody told me.. but I love it anyway..