Still Paying For Pants (29.95% APR)

Full Song Lyrics

Still Paying For Pants (29.95% APR) - [Verse 1]

Got a shiny new card, five thousand limit,

Bought a pair of pants, didn't even think a minute.

Grabbed a coffee, grabbed a little bit more, Statement came in, and I hit the floor.

[Chorus]

Twenty-nine point nine five percent,

Seven years to pay for pants I already spent.

Read it twice, thought it was a typo, Nope, that's real, that's how these bills go.

[Verse 2]

Minimum payment barely moves the needle,

Interest eating me like I'm in a squeeze bottle sold as a deal.

Called the bank, said, "Sir, that's correct."

I said, "Correct for who? 'Cause it ain't for my check." [Chorus]

Twenty-nine point nine five percent,

Seven years to pay for pants I already spent.

Read it twice, thought it was a typo, Nope, that's real, that's how these bills go.

[Verse 3]

Bought a candle, it smelled like the beach,

By the time it's paid off, it might be out of reach.

Got a phone case, cost me nine ninety-nine, Gonna be paying that case 'til the end of time.

[Verse 4]

Drive-thru burger meal was six bucks flat, Add the interest, now it's priced like a Cadillac.

One little swipe for a thing I don't need, Bank just sitting back, watching me feed.[Bridge]

Coffee cost me four dollars back in May, By twenty-thirty-two, I'll still be paying it someday.

[Outro]

Twenty-nine ninety-five….. still paying for pants...

still paying for the candle... still paying for the phone case too...