Taco Tuesday Is Sacred (Family Dinner Comedy Song)

Full Song Lyrics

Taco Tuesday Is Sacred (Family Dinner Comedy Song) - [Verse 1]

Called up the crew, said "Tuesday, y'all know the deal" Taco Tuesday's sacred, that's the only meal

Buddy says "let's do pizza," I said "man, are you insane" Whole table's votin' Chinese, I'm sittin' here in pain

[Verse 2]

Said "we had tacos last week," I said "yeah, and we'll have 'em again" Somebody mentioned sushi, I about lost all my friends Everybody's got a craving, everybody's got a say I just want a taco, why's that so hard today

[Chorus]

Just want some tacos, salsa on the side

Everybody wants pizza, I ain't budgin', I got pride Chinese, sushi, burgers, they can order what they choose

But Tuesday's got a name on it and I ain't here to lose (Ain't here to lose, Lord I ain't here to lose) [Verse 3]

Took a vote around the table, tacos lost four to three Sat there heartbroken, ordered pizza reluctantly

One bite in, phone rings, buddy says "I changed my mind"

"Let's get tacos after all," I said "now you're talkin', that's fine" [Chorus - repeat]

Just want some tacos, salsa on the side

Everybody wants pizza, I ain't budgin', I got pride Chinese, sushi, burgers, they can order what they choose

But Tuesday's got a name on it and I ain't here to lose

[Bridge - half time, harmonica]

Funny how the simple things turn into a fight

Grown folks arguin' over cheese and lime all night

But that's the beauty of a table full of friends

Even taco battles got a happy end

[Outro Chorus]

Got my tacos, got my people, got my Tuesday back Pizza's fine, Chinese is good, but tacos got the knack Salsa on my chin, I'm smilin' ear to ear Taco Tuesday's sacred, and I'll fight for it next year