The Universe Has ADHD

Full Song Lyrics

The Universe Has ADHD - [Intro]

Yeah, here we go now, let's dive into this world of wonder...

[Verse 1]

Asked the universe for a sign, said "make it clear and plain," Got a butterfly, a rainbow, and a runaway train, Got a fortune cookie sayin' somethin' 'bout a fish, And a squirrel starin' at me like it's grantin' me a wish.

[Verse 2]

Called my healer, said "I asked for one thing, simple, clean,"

She said "what'd you get," I said "the weirdest stuff I've ever seen, Five different signs, none of 'em relate,

Plus a squirrel just starin' at me like he's got somethin' to state."

[Chorus]

I'm startin' to think the universe has ADHD, Ask for one clear sign, get a whole dang zoo and spree, Five unrelated signals and a squirrel on the fence,

The universe has ADHD - but somehow it makes sense. [Verse 3]

She laughed and said "maybe that's exactly how it's supposed to go, Maybe the answer's in the chaos, maybe that's what you don't know, I said "or maybe the universe just can't focus for very long," She said "either way, that squirrel's tryin' to tell you somethin', so go on."

[Chorus]

I'm startin' to think the universe has ADHD, Ask for one clear sign, get a whole dang zoo and spree, Five unrelated signals and a squirrel on the fence,

The universe has ADHD - but somehow it makes sense.[Bridge - spoken, gravelly, laughin']

Look, I don't know what the butterfly meant, I don't know what the train was about,

But that squirrel looked me dead in the eye, and honestly? I felt somethin'!

[Final Chorus - big, joyful, chaotic!

The universe has ADHD, throwin' signs like confetti, Five unrelated messages and a squirrel gettin' petty, Maybe it's chaos, maybe it's magic, maybe it's both combined, The universe has ADHD - and honestly, so does my mind.

[Outro]

Yeah, we're all just tryin' to figure it out, one crazy sign at a time...